I’m not a quitter. So I’m not going to stop eating See’s chocolates for breakfast or reduce the amount of television I watch in 2013. I think instead of quitting things, like swearing and robbing banks, New Year’s resolutions should be about finding new ways to waste time, talent and money–just like the Kardashians! So, in 2013, I herebyContinue reading “Required List of New Year’s Resolutions 2013”
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One Fruitcake Away From a Christmas Meltdown
(Fruitcake: The ultimate Christmas deception. Looks good. Tastes like s***.) Maybe you haven’t heard, but tomorrow is Christmas. The day when high expectations are smashed against the fiscal cliff. The day when children cry because they didn’t get the RIGHT Barbie doll or video game. (Greedy bastards.) We dash through the month, doing our shopping,Continue reading “One Fruitcake Away From a Christmas Meltdown”
Holiday Party Survival Guide
Anyone who knows me is aware that I’m socially inept. Parties, get-togethers, mingles–whatever you want to call it, social interaction gives me hives. I could kick myself for not taking that “How to Make Small Talk” class at the local community college. (That awkward moment when everybody has said they are “fine”, and there’s nothing elseContinue reading “Holiday Party Survival Guide”
I’m Thankful For . . .
If you don’t make a list of things you’re thankful for each November, you’re just an ungrateful, selfish American who probably hates kittens and steps on ladybugs. Bloggers are required by law to make a gratitude list to remind their readers not to be hedonistic during this long, expensive, mentally draining holiday season. So, hereContinue reading “I’m Thankful For . . .”
My 100th Post
If this blog was a television sitcom, I’d be celebrating my 100th episode with big-name guest stars. But since this is only a blog, that’s not gonna happen. I could have invited some guest bloggers to post something . . . or . . . I could do a video montage of past postings set to “TheContinue reading “My 100th Post”
How I Got Addicted To Pinterest
Hello, I’m Peri, and I’m a Pinterest addict. (Pinterest: The act of sorting the entire Internet into categories.) When I first tried Pinteresting, I was sure I could handle it. I could stop scrolling after a few re-pins and walk away from my computer. For a while it was okay. But I started thinking about Pinterest allContinue reading “How I Got Addicted To Pinterest”
Top 5 Terrible Halloween Treats
You’ve only got one day left to stock up on Halloween treats for those good-for-nothing, lazy trick-or-treaters. Kids are always looking for a handout. Anyway, be sure to avoid having the above-mentioned “kids” attack your home with shaving cream or raw eggs by providing them with an acceptable treat. It’s much like appeasing King Kong: GiveContinue reading “Top 5 Terrible Halloween Treats”
How to Tell if Your Co-Worker is a Zombie
Zombies are the it creatures this year. If you’re going to be creepy–zombie is the way to go. But sometimes you work with people who beHAVE like a zombie but you’re not quite sure if they’re actually infected. They tend to look dazed, unfocused and have a tendency to drool–but is that just the wayContinue reading “How to Tell if Your Co-Worker is a Zombie”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Ah, Tuesday. That horrible day between Monday and Wednesday that comes around every seven days. The day I get irked more than any other day of the week. Here are things making my crazy list today: That little plastic scoop found in baby formula. It’s always buried at the bottom of the can and the formula sticks to myContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Top 5 Ways To Simplify Your Life
Simplifying is all the rage. It’s the “in” thing to do. Clear out the clutter, physical and emotional, and enjoy a new, laid-back approach to life. Okey dokey. (I’ve had much less for a long time. I must be very simple.) But where do I start? Here are some simple ideas to put you onContinue reading “Top 5 Ways To Simplify Your Life”
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