At this very moment, Donald Trump’s attorneys are filing lawsuits and spreading COVID as they ask judges for an election re-do. The entire world is witnessing a meltdown of Pompeii-ish proportions. Trump is parading through the streets, wearing invisible clothes, as his sycophants praise him for his fashion choices. But if the election stands (fingersContinue reading “Five Things Trump Did Very Goodly”
Category Archives: Top 5 Lists
Top 5 Worst Things That Can Happen When You’re Camping
Everything about camping is wrong. There’s a reason we stopped living nomadic lifestyles and built homes for our families. By taking your family camping, you’re pushing back thousands of years of progress. Don’t be a progress hater. If you insist on dragging your family through the wilderness, here are the top 5 worst things thatContinue reading “Top 5 Worst Things That Can Happen When You’re Camping”
Top 5 Things to Avoid Wearing Once I Turn 50
This year, I turn 50. Half a freakin’ century. I’m older than ATMs, GPS and Prozac. Beauty editors love to give older women advice about what they should and shouldn’t wear, like it’s any of their $&%$ing business. But, they have the right idea. After living on this crazy planet for five decades, there areContinue reading “Top 5 Things to Avoid Wearing Once I Turn 50”
Top 5 Things to Avoid in January
January is #1 on my list of Top 10 Months I Hate. Once Christmas is cleaned up and the work holidays are over, there’s no reason to put up with January’s cold, blizzardy, moody attitude. It’s Mother Nature’s version of PMS. Because my boss insists I show up EVERY workday this month, I can’t justContinue reading “Top 5 Things to Avoid in January”
Top 5 Halloween Party Themes
In less than three weeks, it will be Halloween. You’re running out of time to plan an unforgettable, totally unique Halloween party that will set you apart from all the boring sugar cookie decorating and pumpkin carving celebrations. Please. You’re better than that. If you’re having a hard time coming up with a unique themeContinue reading “Top 5 Halloween Party Themes”
Top 5 Reasons to Avoid Yoga
No one told me once I started practicing yoga, it would destroy my life. I wish someone had mentioned the potential side effects before I took my first class. But it’s done and I can’t reverse the process. It would be like trying to un-melt a s’more. If you’ve considered starting a yoga practice, it’s onlyContinue reading “Top 5 Reasons to Avoid Yoga”
Top 5 Ways to Fix Healthcare
Congress is too worried about pissing off big medical, pharmaceutical and insurance companies to fix healthcare. Instead of curing a dying healthcare system, Congress sits on its chest slowly suffocating the life out of any reform. Maybe our representatives don’t see the populace walking towards them with torches and pitchforks, but we’re coming. If thoseContinue reading “Top 5 Ways to Fix Healthcare”
Top 5 PowerPoint Mistakes
Working for a government agency, and just living on planet Earth, I have suffered through PowerPoint presentations that could be listed as war crimes. Here are some tips on how to use PowerPoint in ways that don’t violate the Geneva Convention. Don’t go over time. There’s nothing worse than to hear a long-winded speaker say,Continue reading “Top 5 PowerPoint Mistakes”
Top 5 Reasons I Feel Bad For Melania Trump
When the KGB approached Melania Trump and “encouraged” her to seduce Donald Trump so they could infiltrate American high society, she jumped at the chance. But now her life has taken a dark twist. She’s the new First Lady. (The happy First Family) I wonder if Trump and Melania discussed his idea to run for presidentContinue reading “Top 5 Reasons I Feel Bad For Melania Trump”
Top 5 Christmas Party Games
Everyone loves a good party game (except introverts and cats). A fun game gets guests mingling and talking to each other. (Never mind. Christmas games sound like hell.) But if you insist on tormenting your party goers with games, at least get creative. Here are the Top 5 Christmas Party Games for you to try thisContinue reading “Top 5 Christmas Party Games”
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