I’m Thankful For . . .

If you don’t make a list of things you’re thankful for each November, you’re just an ungrateful, selfish American who probably hates kittens and steps on ladybugs. Bloggers are required by law to make a gratitude list to remind their readers not to be hedonistic during this long, expensive, mentally draining holiday season.

So, here you go.

I’m thankful for:

  • Electricity. ‘Cause if I had to live like the people in Revolution, I’d be pissed.

(Fighting bad guys without the help of electricity–yet somehow their hair and clothing look really good.)

  • Pillows.
  • Gravity.
  • Pomegranate seeds.
  • Sleeping babies.
  • Rabies shots. (For dogs, of course. I hated Old Yeller.)

(Really?!?! He had to shoot his dog. Thanks, Disney, for a lifetime of sadness.)

  • Chocolate-covered anything.
  • The end of election season.
  • Being able to grow a mustache.
  • Nair.
  • Llamas with Hats.

(It just never gets old. “Killing people is my least favorite thing to do.”)

  • Fuzzy, warm socks.
  • Raspberry fritters.
  • Colgate.

That sums it up for this year. Have an excellent Thanksgiving!

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5 thoughts on “I’m Thankful For . . .

  1. Every time I watch Revolution I am thankful for electricity and for modern medicine! 🙂 Great post!

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  2. Oh ya! Chocolate covered anything and the ending of the election!
    This was all great! Thanks I needed a laugh today 🙂

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  3. “Pillows and gravity, sleeping babies and rabies.” Love that combo. As a bonus, it made realize that only one letter separates “rabies” from “babies,” some of whom have appeared rabid. Thanks for that epiphany — and your blog 🙂

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