My dad scarred me for life when he told me to avoid petting strange dogs. I didn’t know what made them strange, but he went on to explain how dogs have rabies and if you get bit, you get a great big shot in your stomach – or you die. #OldYeller
That was enough to scare me away from dogs for at least 40 years. The neighbors got tired of me screaming every time their dog barked.
And it made me terrified of shots.
My mom did her part when it came to scaring the DiSeases out of me in regards to vaccinations. She showed up at school one day to give me a ride home, which should have been my first clue. Mom never drove us to or from school, even in the snow, even in the rain, even when we were late, even when stupid boys threw earthworms at us.
But there she was, in the pick-up line with a big smile on her face (second clue).
“Why are you here?” I asked, suspiciously.
“We’re going to get a treat,” she said, all innocent and everything.
As soon as I was in the car, we drove to my doctor’s office where he proceeded to give me an MMR booster.
There are no words.
When my daughters needed shots, I dreaded it more than they did. Usually. There was that one time when teenage daughters #3 and #4 literally ran around the doctor’s office to avoid their immunizations. They only settled down when the cute male nurse came and stood in the doorway.
Even when it pained me, my daughters got all their shots. Every. Single. One. Plus, I threw in a few more just to be safe.
Back in the day, when people died from pretty much everything, the arrival of vaccines was celebrated. Some diseases were so deadly they were used as weapons. #NotCool
When the polio vaccine was introduced, the public went wild. They were tired of watching their children die.
Finally, scientists created ways to protect us from smallpox, rabies, tetanus, whooping cough, diphtheria and BTS. Each year, vaccines prevent up to 3 million deaths worldwide.
You know there’s a but.
But for the first time ever, this year the World Health Organization (WHO?) added “vaccine hesitancy” to the list of top 10 health issues. Not because there’s a shortage or because vaccines are unavailable. Nope. Parents just don’t want to get their kids immunized.
They worry vaccines aren’t safe, despite generations of success, millions of lives saved and numerous studies from important medical people like Bill Nye the Science Guy.
I understand this is a divisive topic. I’m just not sure why.
Yes, there can be risks, but they are small compared to the overall health of the universe. That’s like saying, “My neighbor was in a car crash and the seat belt broke her ribs. I’m never wearing a seat belt again.”
Some say immunizations go against their religious belief. Is it possible God inspired scientists to create vaccines as an answer to millions of prayers? He inspired someone to create fudge-dipped Oreos. That was a definite answer to a prayer. #AngelsAmongUs
Thanks to social media and digital platforms, anti-vaxxers continue to wage war against science and common sense. In the meantime, disease is on the rise.
As school starts, get your kids immunized, which is super hypocritical considering I’ll most likely die from rabies or tetanus.