Didn’t we just survive Tuesday one week ago? It’s back already? There are only two ways to keep it together on Tuesday: 1) Go back to bed, or 2) hear me whine about what’s driving me crazy today. Standing in line at Café Rio, silently practicing my order. When the dishwasher breaks and I think, that’s okay, washing dishesContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
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Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Dear Tuesday, I hope you crack your shins on the coffee table of life. Here are the things driving me crazy today: Feeling like an uneducated redneck at the farmer’s market. Do vendors take classes in snobbishness? Trying on swimming suits. Tip to merchants: light dressing rooms with candles–not flickering fluorescent bulbs. Getting stuck in aContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Top 5 Things Driving Me Crazy At The Ballet
When I was five, I decided to be a ballerina. However, Ballet West wasn’t hiring kindergarteners, so I had to put my dream on hold for a while. But I danced. I danced for eight more years before realizing most ballerinas weren’t 5’9″ with size 10 feet. It was a horrible moment when I understood IContinue reading “Top 5 Things Driving Me Crazy At The Ballet”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Maybe I need to cut back on the caffeine, but I seem more irritable than usual. Could be a lack of sleep. Could be low levels of sugar (probably not). Could be Tuesday. Could be the cold. Could be too many things driving me crazy, such as: Taking off a sweaty sports bra. I basically have toContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Maybe the cold and snow are finally getting to me. Things seem to be extra irritating. Here are a few things on my s*** list today: People who type “Hahahah”, leaving off the final “a”. Did the person stop breathing mid-laugh? Should I call 9-1-1? People who stand directly behind me during a class atContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Ah, Tuesday. That horrible day between Monday and Wednesday that comes around every seven days. The day I get irked more than any other day of the week. Here are things making my crazy list today: That little plastic scoop found in baby formula. It’s always buried at the bottom of the can and the formula sticks to myContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Strange Happenings in Chicago
It’s September, so Tom and I decided to take a summer vacation. We flew off to the Windy City to eat deep dish pizza and Chicago dogs, attend ball games and leave our real lives behind. We had SO much fun and did all the touristy things like visiting Navy Pier (along with a majillion otherContinue reading “Strange Happenings in Chicago”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Tuesdays: That one day of the week when everything seems dismal, dreary and depressing. It’s also the day I can easily think of many things driving me crazy today: When I have a cartload of groceries and the cashier insists on putting each item in it’s own bag. So I leave with 50 items andContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Wind makes me tense. So does being awake. So when I’m awake on a blustery day, I tend to be easily irritated. Here are the main culprits causing my insanity today. (Wind is NEVER this romantic.) Tank tops with built-in “bras.” Tank top makers, my bosom area doesn’t fit into those stupid built-in Kleenex brasContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Along with the freeeeeezing temperatures, Newt Gingrich, my health insurance company and the shortage of Butterfinger candy bars in my home, the following things might make me fling myself off the tallest building. Of course, in Salt Lake, that’s not very tall. I’d probably survive. On life support. Things Driving Me Crazy Today: The redneckContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
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