Things Driving Me Crazy

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

On Tuesdays, things seem to perturb me much more quickly. No reason. Just Tuesday. Here’s my latest list of head-banging-against-the-wall-of-life situations: Trying to save gas by not running the AC in the car, only to arrive at my business meeting with my silk shirt stuck to my back. (Literally.) People who call and leave loooooooong, meandering,Continue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

Wind makes me tense. So does being awake. So when I’m awake on a blustery day, I tend to be easily irritated. Here are the main culprits causing my insanity today. (Wind is NEVER this romantic.) Tank tops with built-in “bras.” Tank top makers, my bosom area doesn’t fit into those stupid built-in Kleenex brasContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

I’m usually so mild-mannered and relaxed. But once in a while, my knickers get twisted and I get highly irrational. This is one of those times. These are things twisting my knickers today: North Korea. Just ’cause. My bathroom scale. I’m pretty sure it’s stuck. (I tried bashing it with a hammer, but the numberContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

(These damn kids with their loud music and their saggy jeans! Get off my lawn, you buggers!) I must be getting older because my patience is wearing thin. I always thought my grandma was crotchety and impatient–and now I’ve become her. (Time to learn how to knit and yell at the neighbor kids.) But I’m sureContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

Along with the freeeeeezing temperatures, Newt Gingrich, my health insurance company and the shortage of Butterfinger candy bars in my home, the following things might make me fling myself off the tallest building. Of course, in Salt Lake, that’s not very tall. I’d probably survive. On life support. Things Driving Me Crazy Today: The redneckContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Holiday Things Driving Me Crazy Today

I know this time of year is loco. I know it can be frustrating. And I’m sure more murders are committed in December than any other time of year. (That’s the Spirit of Christmas for you.) (Look at all the happy Christmas people.) So I TRY to be patient while children shriek, shoppers cut in line,Continue reading “Holiday Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy in New Orleans

I’ve experienced New Orleans, N’Awlins, NOLA and/or The Big Easy since Friday. Although people are crazy everywhere, here are some crazies specific to what I’ve experienced in New Orleans: Pedestrian crossings are a frightening adventure. Kind of like playing a real life version of Frogger. Bourbon Street?!?! Really?!?! I’ve never seen a more obnoxious andContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy in New Orleans”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

I’ve decided it doesn’t take much to push me over the edge. Here’s what’s making me crazy today: Paying high school registration fees, class fees, parking fees, yearbook fees and activity fees, and then buying pencils, folders, pens, calculators, paper, notebooks and binders. Exactly what do all those fees pay for? Eating a delicious piece of pie,Continue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

I consider myself a patient person–usually. But some days things happen that test my sanity level, which isn’t high to begin with. Things driving me crazy today include: My cholesterol level is the lowest it’s been in years!! However, my blood sugar level is up. I’m convinced it’s all the sappy romantic-comedies my hubbie makesContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”

Things Driving Me Crazy Today

I can usually get through the week without experiencing too much mental trauma. But for some reason, this week has pushed me over the edge of psychological stability. Too many meetings? Not enough sugar? Who knows, but EVERYTHING this week makes my teeth grind. Here are the top culprits today: The pointy sponge on myContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”