Things Driving Me Crazy in New Orleans

I’ve experienced New Orleans, N’Awlins, NOLA and/or The Big Easy since Friday. Although people are crazy everywhere, here are some crazies specific to what I’ve experienced in New Orleans:

  • Pedestrian crossings are a frightening adventure. Kind of like playing a real life version of Frogger.
  • Bourbon Street?!?! Really?!?! I’ve never seen a more obnoxious and loud street in the entire country.

(Nothing better than having an overweight girl in a skimpy bikini try to lure your husband into a strip club.)

  • The entire city smells of urine and vomit. (Usually from people stumbling off Bourbon Street.)
  • As a journalist, I can’t endorse the use of the slogan “Who Dat?” for the New Orleans Saints.

(Grammar need not apply.)

  • The term “fast food” is a completely foreign idea to “employees” at “fast food” places in NOLA. As is the term “customer service”.  (Actual conversation.) Me:  “I would like a mango/pineapple smoothie, please?” “Employee” (after turning around to talk to her friend for a while): “What did you say?” (Actually, it was “What Dat?” but I refused to answer her until she used English.”)
  •  Humidity. My hair is already thick and wavy. It doesn’t need help from YOU Mother Nature.
  • Our 1,100 room hotel has a fitness center with 1 bike, 1 treadmill and 2 elliptical machines (one of them is broken). I guess management doesn’t care if their guests have to jog outside on urine-soaked streets.  Shame on you, Sheraton.
  • Too much good food!!! With po-boys, jambalaya, creole shrimp, beignets, french bread, fried seafood platters, double chocolate bread pudding, crab cakes, southern ribs and red beans, I’ve gained roughly 20 pounds–even with the use of urine-soaked streets. Tomorrow, back to Utah where I can only get Jell-O or root beer.
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5 thoughts on “Things Driving Me Crazy in New Orleans

  1. I always use elliptical machines and treadmills during my exercise routine.’

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  2. Never been to NOLA but I know plenty about rich foods being a Southern Girl myself. I also know about the back fat the you humorously pointed out. I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Keep up the good work!

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  3. Hilarious. I’ve experienced the “slow” fast food in Mississippi and New Orleans.

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  4. I have to say, I love New Orleans, but I do know EXACTLY what you mean about all of this. I too have crazy wavy hair, and after using straightening oil, blow drying, flat ironing, and hair spraying, I walked outside on a sunny day, and my hair got big. It was not pretty. I quickly learned not to go to all this trouble and simply air dry. Much better.

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  5. hahahah. loved the sea lion comment 🙂

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