It’s official. Former Massachusetts governor, former Olympic savior, former presidential loser Mitt Romney is, once again, running for president. Sigh. Does EVERY republican have to run for president? Here are the Top 5 Reasons Why I Just Can’t Bring Myself to Vote for Boy Wonder: #1: He reminds me too much of Guy Smiley–the suave,Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Mitt Romney”
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Sugary Goodness
My sugar addiction is well documented. As a child, my diet consisted of Sugar Pops, sugar cookies, Sugar Babies and sugar straight from the bowl. We lived in Murray, Utah, about a mile from a small store called Mr. G’s where I spent every waking moment perusing the candy aisles, deciding which sugar-filled candy item toContinue reading “Sugary Goodness”
Top 5 Reasons to Eat Chocolate Today
When I want chocolate–I want it immediately! No running to the store. No searching through cabinets. No whipping up a batch of brownies. A chocolate craving can hit at anytime of the day or night, so it’s best to be prepared with some good, quality chocolate that your spouse and kids will never find. ThatContinue reading “Top 5 Reasons to Eat Chocolate Today”
Top 5 Reasons to Do Yoga
Some of you may know that by some crazy fluke, I’m a certified yoga instructor. Which is funny because when I first started doing yoga eight years ago, I HATED it. But I kept going back and now I get to be the one torturing, um, I mean, teaching yoga students. I LOVE teaching yoga!Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons to Do Yoga”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
I can usually get through the week without experiencing too much mental trauma. But for some reason, this week has pushed me over the edge of psychological stability. Too many meetings? Not enough sugar? Who knows, but EVERYTHING this week makes my teeth grind. Here are the top culprits today: The pointy sponge on myContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Pardon My French
If you heard vast amounts of cursing coming from the west side of the valley for the last few days, that would be me. You see, I’ve been trying to get this &#&%ing blog set up and if it weren’t for chocolate chip cookies and Southpark episodes, my computer would have been crushed under my garageContinue reading “Pardon My French”
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