Congress is too worried about pissing off big medical, pharmaceutical and insurance companies to fix healthcare. Instead of curing a dying healthcare system, Congress sits on its chest slowly suffocating the life out of any reform. Maybe our representatives don’t see the populace walking towards them with torches and pitchforks, but we’re coming. If thoseContinue reading “Top 5 Ways to Fix Healthcare”
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Top 5 PowerPoint Mistakes
Working for a government agency, and just living on planet Earth, I have suffered through PowerPoint presentations that could be listed as war crimes. Here are some tips on how to use PowerPoint in ways that don’t violate the Geneva Convention. Don’t go over time. There’s nothing worse than to hear a long-winded speaker say,Continue reading “Top 5 PowerPoint Mistakes”
Kitchen Counterintelligence
Trump adviser and covert-appliance specialist Kellyanne Conway recently warned Americans that the CIA has discovered a way to turn microwaves into cameras with the intent to gather delicious data on the populace. As an entity, the CIA shit a brick after learning Conway spilled the beans on the entire spying scheme. (I always thought theContinue reading “Kitchen Counterintelligence”
Lazy Ways to Improve Your Marriage
So you have a spouse. Now what do you do? Marriage is much more than mindlessly irritating the person you love for the rest of your life. Marriage is a sacred bond that states you promise to listen to your spouse chew his/her food until the day you die. But how do you make itContinue reading “Lazy Ways to Improve Your Marriage”
Things Trump Should Ban
While The Donald sits in the Oval Office signing executive orders meant to divert and distract our attention, I wake up each morning waiting to see if we’ve nuked anyone yet. So far, so good. But with all his power, it seems Trump is completely focused on the wrong things to ban. There are much worseContinue reading “Things Trump Should Ban”
Hell to the Chief
It’s inevitable. In 10 days, a gold and diamond encrusted ShitMobile will usher the new First Family into the White House. Barring a Colorado-sized asteroid hitting the planet, chances are the new Commander in Chief will kick off the next four years of tyranny. . . um, I mean . . . what do IContinue reading “Hell to the Chief”
An Open Letter to Santa 2016
Dear Santa, I fear we’ve miscommunicated. I thought we agreed there were certain people on your list who would NOT be given the gift of the United States presidency. Maybe when I specifically asked you to “Give him coal” you heard, “Let’s bring back coal.” Perhaps when I said, “Protect women’s rights” you were certainContinue reading “An Open Letter to Santa 2016”
Top 5 Humor Writing Tips
People sometimes ask me, “How do you write funny?” I’m not sure if they mean my writing is humorous or the way I write is hilarious. So, I usually stare at these people until they wander off. If they’re asking how I come up with funny topics and put them on paper (or screen), I share myContinue reading “Top 5 Humor Writing Tips”
American Horror Story
It’s finally here: Election Day 2016. The day dawned like any normal Tuesday, which means it sucked from the get-go. Of course it’s gone steadily downhill. We’ve endured it all. Hillary’s the Antichrist. Secretary Clinton with her emails and evil foundation with world leaders in her pocket; with her disingenuous smile and faux love for all mankind.Continue reading “American Horror Story”
Things I’m Not Going to Do Today
People are obsessed with to-do lists. I don’t get it. Why start your day with an entire page of things you MUST get done before your head can hit the pillow at night? Sounds like a recipe for madness. Here’s what I do instead: I make a list of things I refuse to do soContinue reading “Things I’m Not Going to Do Today”
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