Hell to the Chief

It’s inevitable. In 10 days, a gold and diamond encrusted ShitMobile will usher the new First Family into the White House. Barring a Colorado-sized asteroid hitting the planet, chances are the new Commander in Chief will kick off the next four years of tyranny. . . um, I mean . . . what do I mean?


You’d think with his kind of $$$$, he could buy a thick skin—which he’ll need since Alec Baldwin has a 4-year gig on SNL and Meryl Streep called him out at the Golden Globes and journalists worry about his relationship with the press. He repeatedly responds to criticism with his big Twitter thumbs a-blazing, never allowing a comment to pass without an overreaction.

I thought it would be fun (horrifying) to reacquaint ourselves with our new Prez’s . . . um . . . original way of speaking by compiling some of his most inspirational (bat-shit-crazy) quotes.

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” (Just threw up a little.)

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.” (I thought it was his radioactive glow.)

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” (More with the throwing up.)

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.” (He buys his women in bulk at Costco.)

“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.” (Just like Wonder Woman’s golden lasso!! He is just like us!)

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.” (I don’t understand.)

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.” (True, not sexist, wisdom from our President.)

“Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood . . .” (Has he ever seen a movie?)

“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.” (We’ll end our list with that ironic statement.)

I’ve given up hope that Ashton Kutcher has organized a monumental Punk’d episode. I’ve become accustomed to the idea that our country will be led by someone too intelligent to take advice, too wealthy to understand poverty and too horny to be respected.


I honestly hope he proves me wrong.

“I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”

Dear, God. We’re so screwed.



5 thoughts on “Hell to the Chief

  1. America the Beautiful

    Finally we have a real President. God bless President Trump! Sorry for all of you whiners and complainers that want America to fail. Maybe you can start your own country and take Hillary, Skitzo Nancy, Crazy Auntie Maxine and Pocahontas with you. In fact, take Alec Bladwin, Amy Shumer and the rest of the libertards with you. Trump is making America great again!


  2. Stunned! Scared speechless! That this “man” is the glowing tangerine face of our country is absolutely beyond words. I pray that I’m simply misinformed and that I misunderstood all of his vile comments…..sigh! No he’s shown us who he is and is disturbing. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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    • Yes. It is unbelievable and difficult to take. It is the beginning of the end (hopefully of his presidency being cut short), having to still deal with some left to run things. All we can do is be focused upon maintaining our rights, fighting for others and promoting a continuation of Hope and Change that had been introduced, making a difference for later generations. Thank God for the evidence that there are many in this country and the world who know the difference and will not be backing down.

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  3. I have been so appalled and concerned, as many others. I still cannot believe that this has occurred. I had hoped that something would change, that he would not possibly make it this far, that there was a way to keep him out of the W H.. but no…and at this point, can only hope for impeachment, which I expect.

    It so ridiculous knowing that this preparation and “celebration” is a waste, and the belief by some that this is just a regular election and transition, that they cannot see through it, insisting the opposition is merely due to not having gotten who they wanted. 🤔 Dear God.

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