Dear Santa, I fear we’ve miscommunicated. I thought we agreed there were certain people on your list who would NOT be given the gift of the United States presidency. Maybe when I specifically asked you to “Give him coal” you heard, “Let’s bring back coal.” Perhaps when I said, “Protect women’s rights” you were certainContinue reading “An Open Letter to Santa 2016”
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Vote For PK!
Since today is President’s Day, I stopped to think how much it would suck to be president of the U.S. Talk about making NOBODY happy. But there MUST be perks to being prez or no one would bother to run every four years. Here are the top things that would make it cool to be president. Absolute Power!Continue reading “Vote For PK!”
Top 5 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Mitt Romney
It’s official. Former Massachusetts governor, former Olympic savior, former presidential loser Mitt Romney is, once again, running for president. Sigh. Does EVERY republican have to run for president? Here are the Top 5 Reasons Why I Just Can’t Bring Myself to Vote for Boy Wonder: #1: He reminds me too much of Guy Smiley–the suave,Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Mitt Romney”
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