gratitude

My Annual Gratitude List

As I’ve mentioned in past years, bloggers are required to create a gratitude list each November. I think it’s written in the Affordable Care Act (somewhere between “quagmire” and “socialism”). Here are the things I’m grateful for this year: My address doesn’t include the words “Syria,” “Juarez,” or “Detroit.” I wasn’t involved in a sex scandal.Continue reading “My Annual Gratitude List”

I’m Thankful For . . .

If you don’t make a list of things you’re thankful for each November, you’re just an ungrateful, selfish American who probably hates kittens and steps on ladybugs. Bloggers are required by law to make a gratitude list to remind their readers not to be hedonistic during this long, expensive, mentally draining holiday season. So, hereContinue reading “I’m Thankful For . . .”

I’m Grateful For . . .

In November, it is required that every person in the country make a list of things they’re grateful for. If you don’t–you’re not a true American. But along with being thankful for food, clothing, shelter and chocolate, I am grateful for so much more. I’m grateful for: Underwear that doesn’t leave panty-lines. (I think she might haveContinue reading “I’m Grateful For . . .”