Things Driving Me Crazy Today

Tuesday. The smelly, unshaven armpit of the week. Here’s the first list of Things Driving Me Crazy in 2016.

  • When I walk 15 flights of stairs (because Fitbit) but my gadget only counts nine flights.
  • People who don’t shovel snow off their sidewalks and now that snow has turned into mini ice glaciers that I have to climb over when walking Ringo.
  • College football.
  • Falling off my chair at work. (I wasn’t even drunk!)
  • People bragging about keeping their New Year’s resolutions. It’s been 12 days. TWELVE days.
  • Not being $900 million richer. Thanks, Powerball.

powerball

  • Eating something, not because it’s delicious, but because it’s there.
  • Sneezing at work. Ten times in a row.
  • Writing a freakin’ brilliant blog that nobody reads.
  • Not having a personal chef.
  • Driving to work in the dark. Driving home from work in the dark. (I just assume the sun rises at some point during the day.)
  • The yogurt war between Chobani and Dannon. Isn’t yogurt supposed to be the Gandhi of dairy products?
  • Finishing Terry Pratchett’s final book. This isn’t driving me crazy. Just making me sad.

terry(The world just got a little less funny. RIP Sir Pratchett.)

Hopefully, your Tuesday can now continue crazy-free.

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One thought on “Things Driving Me Crazy Today

  1. Well done. Right there with you on the eating and personal chef thing.

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