The most arrogant awards show in history airs on Sunday night. Everyone, and their dog, has made their predictions for who will win the coveted naked, gold man trophy during the Academy Awards. Besides the tedious thank you speeches, the long introductions and the snorefest of a production, some categories are often overlooked. Here areContinue reading “My Accurate Oscar Predictions”
Monthly Archives: February 2013
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Maybe the cold and snow are finally getting to me. Things seem to be extra irritating. Here are a few things on my s*** list today: People who type “Hahahah”, leaving off the final “a”. Did the person stop breathing mid-laugh? Should I call 9-1-1? People who stand directly behind me during a class atContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Romantic Ideas for Valentine’s Day
As most of you know, I’m as far from romantic as I could possibly be. (See Romance 101.) But each February I attempt to bring a modicum of romance to Valentine’s Day. (Modicum definition: smidgen—or a solitary carnivore in the weasel family. I never remember.) (A modicum in its natural habitat.) I scour websites for waysContinue reading “Romantic Ideas for Valentine’s Day”
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