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I’m not a quitter. So I’m not going to stop eating See’s chocolates for breakfast or reduce the amount of television I watch in 2013. I think instead of quitting things, like swearing and robbing banks, New Year’s resolutions should be about finding new ways to waste time, talent and money–just like the Kardashians! So, in 2013, I herebyContinue reading “Required List of New Year’s Resolutions 2013”

Besides taking up smoking, drinking margaritas, spending food money on shoes and increasing the sugar in my diet, I’ve been trying to think up ways to improve my already incredible life. (Should be a glamorous 2012.) Just like in November, when bloggers are required to compose a gratitude list, in January, we are required to make public our New Year’s resolutions. IContinue reading “Required List of New Year’s Resolutions 2012”