Top 5 Things To Expect at the Republican National Convention

(“America! Freedom! Jesus! Guns! Wealth! Strippers!”) While watching TV over the weekend, there was a “news” story on CNN about how strip clubs in Tampa are preparing for the Republican National Convention. I guess all those family-values spouting “conservatives” just can’t wait to stuff dollar bills into a hooker’s g-string. Anyway. Here are the TopContinue reading “Top 5 Things To Expect at the Republican National Convention”

Top 5 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Mitt Romney

It’s official. Former Massachusetts governor, former Olympic savior, former presidential loser Mitt Romney is, once again, running for president. Sigh. Does EVERY republican have to run for president? Here are the Top 5 Reasons Why I Just Can’t Bring Myself to Vote for Boy Wonder: #1: He reminds me too much of Guy Smiley–the suave,Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Mitt Romney”

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