I’m amazed when people tell me they don’t like birthdays. Whaaa???
You get cake! And presents! And people are nice to you (at least to your face). And you hear from strangers on Facebook!
I love birthdays. It brings out the kid in me. There’s an element of tradition and excitement that is unique to YOUR day–even though you celebrate it with thousands of other people around the world.
Having just celebrated a birthday, I realized that even though we’re “adults,” there are still funny birthday things we do. Like thus:
1. Convincing yourself you could pass for 25.
Me (looking in mirror): “Look at those crow’s feet. Are they new?”
Me: “What crow’s feet?”
Me: “That’s what I thought.”
2. Hearing people say, “You’re better off old than dead” or “Just getting better with age.” (I hate these people.)
3. Making sure to blow out all the candles. Because you never know. That wish thing might actually work someday.
4. Opening a birthday card and acting like you didn’t notice the $20 bill in it until you read the entire card. “Oh, wow! Twenty dollars! Thanks! I didn’t realize it was in my card because I was reading this heartfelt message from you.”
5. Hoping your husband read your mind and bought you that great pair of shoes you’ve been hinting at for six weeks–even when you insisted he didn’t need to get you anything for your birthday. (But if he didn’t . . . *shake fist*)
6. Acting like you’re too old to care about presents. But you know you love presents.
7. Checking your Facebook page every 5 minutes to read the birthday wishes.
8. Eating half of your birthday cake, and seven scoops of Cherry Garcia ice cream, because birthday calories don’t count.
9. Counting the years until the next milestone birthday. “Holy, s***! In twelve more years, I’ll be 60! Someone better bring me some more cake and ice cream.”
10. Presents and birthday cake. (Yes, I mentioned it before. But it never hurts to say it again.)