I know, I know, greatest athletes, heartbreaking stories. I get it.
Every two years, NBC saturates the airwaves with backstories and teasers while the Olympic Games take place in the background. Enough already. Let us just watch the events without your commentators’ blathering inaneness.
(Ernie’s facepalm for the Games.)
Here are 5 Reasons to Stop Watching the Olympics on NBC:
#1–Coverage is a joke. Did you see USA gymnast John Orozco doing his thang on the rings during the men’s all-round? Neither did anyone else. How about coverage of anyone other than the “stars” of the Games? Nope. Unless you’re a medal contender, you don’t get air time on NBC.
#2–Stating the obvious. “I think that fall might cost him some points.” “World Record time! That’s gotta be the fastest she’s ever gone!!” “Stepping out-of-bounds will lower her score.” “I’ll bet he’s disappointed in that performance.” Hint: Mute button.
(When a Jedi Master gets frustrated, that’s pretty bad.)
#3–Human interest stories. I appreciate how hard the athletes work. I really do. I worked with Olympic athletes for four years and was SO impressed with their level of sacrifice and dedication. But even THEY got tired of hearing their backstories set to violins with crying kittens and sad-looking panda bears. Can we have a little less manipulation in the media? Oh, I forgot. That’s what MEDIA stands for: Manipulating Every Decent Idealistic American.
#4–Editing for Americans. Does NBC think we can’t appreciate athletes from other nations? Are we that horrible? (Don’t answer that.) Did you see the special tribute during the opening ceremonies dedicated to the victims of the 2005 terrorist bombing in London? No? That’s because NBC preempted that portion of the ceremony to show a Ryan Seacrest interview with Michael Phelps. Thank heavens we have NBC watching out for us because we know the Olympics are an American-only event.
(Really, NBC? Even Jean-Luc Picard gives you a facepalm.)
#5–Super Slow-Mo replay. How many times can we watch a gymnast fall off the beam? Too many. Especially when slow-motion cameras move frame by frame by frame by frame so it takes 20 minutes to watch a 2-second flub. Or the slow-motion victory where Michael Phelps reaches for the wall in insane slow-mo. His fingers move millimeter by millimeter toward the finish line. Stop playing with your toys, NBC.
NBC, I understand you spent $1.18 billion for the rights to drive the American public insane for two weeks, but please. Show us the events without commentators talking down to the audience and without the dumbing down of competitions because you think the American people are illiterate boors.
I actually got the chance to watch the closing ceremonies in Canada, and it was so much better than any of NBC’s coverage. There were no reporters jabbering over the show like there were during the opening ceremonies.
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Oh my goodness! This post was too funny, I could not agree with you more, you see/hear the ridiculousness of it all and realize “oh so this is why America has such a bad reputation!” I literally laughed out loud while reading this, so I decided to share this on my facebook! Excellent post really top notch!
I totally agree with you. I love the Olympics but can no longer stand having someone else decide what may be of interest to me. Show it all and let us discover what and who moves us.
I’d be satisfied if theyjust dropped the interest stories. A couple nights ago there was a 5-10 minute segment on NBC primetime where a female commenter played bagpipes and talked to a bunch of Scots (nothing against Scots, but they weren’t Olympians).