Presidential candidates are sharpening their knives, honing their wit and polishing up their toothy smiles. With a possible Romney/Bush/Palin ticket, what could possibly go wrong? I have no desire to run for office. Zero. Zip. Nada. I’ve been watching the hilarious sitcom, Veep, where I’ve learned all kinds of ways to insert swear words into everyday conversation.Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons I’ll Never Run For Office”
Monthly Archives: January 2015
More Proof Our Parents Tried to Kill Us
For those of us raised before intrusive regulations, FDA labels, auto safety campaigns, no-smoking ads and boring playgrounds, we lived in a fairytale land of denial and luck. In a previous blog, Proof Our Parents Tried to Kill Us, I addressed the dangerous foods our parents unknowingly (they say) fed us, that should have landed us inContinue reading “More Proof Our Parents Tried to Kill Us”
7 Habits of Highly Irritating People
Everyone has irritating habits; those strange little quirks that drive the people around us loco. But some people go above and beyond the label to become habitually irritating. That’s why the term “justifiable homicide” was created. Here are the 7 Habits of Highly Irritating People. Taken individually, they’re tolerable; but collectively?! No eye contact during a discussion.Continue reading “7 Habits of Highly Irritating People”
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