It’s Easter-time again. Tulips are blooming. Birds are singing. Czech men are beating their wives with pussy-willows.
Yep. That’s right. Pussy-willow whippin’ is just one of many strange Easter traditions from around the globe. The idea is, pussy-willow whips will bring health and youth to anyone who is smacked with them. Don’t knock it. I might try it if it will take a few years off.
Here are some other great traditions to incorporate into your Easter holiday:
Watching The Ten Commandments: Every year, this epic movie airs on TV during the Easter weekend. Get your fill of Egyptian plagues, perils and punishments before enjoying a nice Sunday brunch with the family.
Don’t Forget the Bilby: Australians are not fond of rabbits. In fact, you could say the Aussies LOATHE the furry little critters. So instead of chocolate bunnies on Easter, Australian young-uns find chocolate bilbies in their baskets. (There has to be a vaccine for that.) Creepy, Flying Bells: Talk about unidentified flying objects, in parts of Europe (crazy place, Europe) the story is told that church bells fly to Rome for a few days of R&R before flying back to their home turf on Easter morning. The bells soar gracefully through the sky, bringing colored eggs, chocolates and toys to tiny tots. Uh huh. How much vodka are those Europeans drinking?
The Irresistable Butter Lamb: Ever wanted to sculpt a lamb made completely of butter, then eat it during Easter dinner? Well, if you love butter, this might be a fun (if not greasy) tradition. As everyone knows, the butter lamb signifies the richness of Christ. Although it seems a little sacrilegious . . . and cannibalistic . . . to spread Christ on a biscuit.
(May contain vast amounts of heart-clogging materials. Happy Easter!)
Burning Judas: No. That’s not the name of a really cool rock group (yet). It’s a fun, family tradition in many Orthodox communities that involves burning an effigy of the traitorous Judas. Kind of like lighting a pinata on fire. (Without the candy.) Some groups even have a trial for the much-maligned apostle before condemning the figure to hanging and burning. At times, Judas has even been filled with fireworks. (Something my brother, the pyro, would do.) Nothing like that Christ-like forgiveness while celebrating the Easter holiday.
So, if you’re tired of the same boring traditions like coloring eggs, dyeing chicks, hiding candy and eating too much ham and creamy potatoes, try some of these new traditions and bring a whole new dimension (insanity) to your family’s day. But don’t forget the bunnies. Or else. . .
(Death awaits you all. With big, nasty, pointy teeth.)
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My last name is now Easterby. My husband and I are the Easterby’s. Before we got married last year, I proposed that when we have a house and a family, we hold a yearly block party called the “Easterby Easter Eggstravaganza!” He stared blankly at me for several minutes. I don’t think he’s on board with my idea of a family tradition…
I think it’s a grand idea! Break out the Judas pinatas and the bilbies!
haha, Aussies loathe rabbits. The best bunny is in a stew, or roast, or anything but hopping around. They’re a bloomin’ pest. Which is probably why we Should eat them. I think the Bilby came into vogue due to being some sort of ‘native’ animal. Love some of those other traditions, but I agree that those Europeans must drink an awful lot of Vodka to think them up.
Have a great Easter which ever way you celebrate 🙂
omg I love the butter lamb! he’s so cute!