Being alone at a business conference is the worst. Actually, just being at a business conference is the worst. There are strangers everywhere–and they’re trying to communicate with me!! (Activate invisibility cloak.) (Please, don’t make me socialize.) I’ve devised some strategies to survive these business/bonding fests where everyone wants to “get to know you,” andContinue reading “Business Conferences: A Survival Guide for the Socially Stunted”
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Top 5 Terrible Halloween Treats
You’ve only got one day left to stock up on Halloween treats for those good-for-nothing, lazy trick-or-treaters. Kids are always looking for a handout. Anyway, be sure to avoid having the above-mentioned “kids” attack your home with shaving cream or raw eggs by providing them with an acceptable treat. It’s much like appeasing King Kong: GiveContinue reading “Top 5 Terrible Halloween Treats”
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