In a previous life, I must have been an overworked, underpaid maid, because in my current life, I have no desire to clean anything. To avoid health department citations (and rats) I do the bare minimum required to keep cholera and typhus out of my home, but that’s the extent of my housekeeping. Unfortunately, I’ve learned there are LOTS ofContinue reading “Things I Don’t Clean (Don’t Judge Me, You Judging Judgers)”
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A Martha Stewart Christmas
Martha Stewart and I could be twins. She’d be the perfect, talented twin, and I’d be the evil, slightly disturbed counterpart who tried to eat her in the womb. We just have SO much in common. I picked up the latest Martha Stewart Living magazine at the library (I’m not paying for that) and foundContinue reading “A Martha Stewart Christmas”
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