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(Fruitcake: The ultimate Christmas deception. Looks good. Tastes like s***.) Maybe you haven’t heard, but tomorrow is Christmas. The day when high expectations are smashed against the fiscal cliff. The day when children cry because they didn’t get the RIGHT Barbie doll or video game. (Greedy bastards.) We dash through the month, doing our shopping,Continue reading “One Fruitcake Away From a Christmas Meltdown”