(Fruitcake: The ultimate Christmas deception. Looks good. Tastes like s***.) Maybe you haven’t heard, but tomorrow is Christmas. The day when high expectations are smashed against the fiscal cliff. The day when children cry because they didn’t get the RIGHT Barbie doll or video game. (Greedy bastards.) We dash through the month, doing our shopping,Continue reading “One Fruitcake Away From a Christmas Meltdown”
Monthly Archives: December 2012
Holiday Party Survival Guide
Anyone who knows me is aware that I’m socially inept. Parties, get-togethers, mingles–whatever you want to call it, social interaction gives me hives. I could kick myself for not taking that “How to Make Small Talk” class at the local community college. (That awkward moment when everybody has said they are “fine”, and there’s nothing elseContinue reading “Holiday Party Survival Guide”
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