On Tuesdays, things seem to perturb me much more quickly. No reason. Just Tuesday. Here’s my latest list of head-banging-against-the-wall-of-life situations: Trying to save gas by not running the AC in the car, only to arrive at my business meeting with my silk shirt stuck to my back. (Literally.) People who call and leave loooooooong, meandering,Continue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Monthly Archives: June 2012
Things My Dad Taught Me
While my mom taught me how to read, write and cheat at Skip-Bo, my dad also contributed to my up-bringing–whether he wants to admit it or not. Here are some important things my dad taught me: How to make Lumpy Dick (Real name. I swear): One of dad’s favorite snacks. Mix flour, boiling water, milk. Eat. (SameContinue reading “Things My Dad Taught Me”
Top 5 Reasons To Become A Hermit
After dealing with the public for decades, I’m putting myself in time out. Forever. My husband thinks I might have a social disorder called Absolutely Sick of Dealing With People Who Piss Me Off. (Or ASODWPWPMO for short.) (In Time Out with Ringo until we can behave properly. Might be a while.) Hermiting (as it’s calledContinue reading “Top 5 Reasons To Become A Hermit”
Fifty Shades of Beige
The popularity of the pornographically-erotic book Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James indicates a high level of sexual frustration in women. The book follows the dark relationship between Ana and the hilariously-named Christian, with the expected amount of raw sex. (His skirt looks a little too flowy to be a kilt.) Bodice-rippers are not newContinue reading “Fifty Shades of Beige”
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