I appreciate women can be difficult. We’re uber-smart, super strong, overly capable and do a variety of activities while wearing six-inch heels and applying lip gloss. But, for some reason, men continue to patronize us while totally ignoring the fact we’re intelligent beings. Here are the top 5 things men should just stop doing. RightContinue reading “Top 5 Things Men Should Stop Doing”
Monthly Archives: May 2012
Straight to DVD . . .
With the box-office success of the badly-dialogued Battleship, I thought I’d give board-game-based screenplay writing a try. (Vote for your favorite. I’ll write it, submit it to Hollywood and watch the cash roll in. Mwahahahaha!) Operation: A medieval doctor with a drinking problem operates on patients without anaesthesia. (Well, the patients aren’t anesthetized.) Since Hugh Laurie isContinue reading “Straight to DVD . . .”
Things Driving Me Crazy Today
Wind makes me tense. So does being awake. So when I’m awake on a blustery day, I tend to be easily irritated. Here are the main culprits causing my insanity today. (Wind is NEVER this romantic.) Tank tops with built-in “bras.” Tank top makers, my bosom area doesn’t fit into those stupid built-in Kleenex brasContinue reading “Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
Top 5 Ways to Tell It’s Spring in Utah
Utah is “blessed” to experience all four seasons (deer hunt, basketball, soccer and tourist). But when spring finally arrives (usually around July 22), the weather actually becomes bearable. Translation: I can wear shorts and tank tops without a parka. (You can tell it’s May. Shorts and flip-flops, baby!) Here are the top 5 ways to tell it’sContinue reading “Top 5 Ways to Tell It’s Spring in Utah”
Top 5 Reasons I Hate Tuesdays
Everyone whines and whines about Mondays–but anyone with sense knows the worst day of the week is Tuesday. If the end of the world happens, it will be on a Tuesday. Guaranteed. It’s never a day off work, never a “hump” day and never part of an extended weekend, unless that Monday-night party left you incapacitated.Continue reading “Top 5 Reasons I Hate Tuesdays”
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