I kept my hopes up all through Christmas Eve. I didn’t give up when I woke up and there wasn’t a new car in the driveway. I kept the faith and KNEW that Santa would be driving up in my black IS 350 Lexus convertible at any time. I waited. And waited. And waited. AndContinue reading “Why Santa Didn’t Bring Me a Lexus”
Monthly Archives: December 2011
Top 5 Things I Don’t Want For Christmas
I’m not inherently greedy. And I don’t mean to be bossy. But there are a few things I REALLY don’t want to find in my stocking, or under my tree, on Christmas morning. Clothes That Don’t Fit: Whether it’s too-tight jeans (Hey, you bought them. Now you have to watch me wear them) or too-small lingerie (yesContinue reading “Top 5 Things I Don’t Want For Christmas”
Holiday Things Driving Me Crazy Today
I know this time of year is loco. I know it can be frustrating. And I’m sure more murders are committed in December than any other time of year. (That’s the Spirit of Christmas for you.) (Look at all the happy Christmas people.) So I TRY to be patient while children shriek, shoppers cut in line,Continue reading “Holiday Things Driving Me Crazy Today”
What’s Hanging On My Tree
If your Christmas tree is a perfectly-shaped, fake evergreen garnished with gold, silver and magenta, and decorated within an inch of its perfect life, this blog is not for you. (This is like the supermodels of Christmas trees. My tree has a self-esteem problem next to this glorious creation.) Our family’s Christmas tree is the perfect exampleContinue reading “What’s Hanging On My Tree”
Christmas Toys to Avoid
Love your kids? Don’t buy them any of these toys–unless you are raising blood-thirsty, stuffed animal-obssessed, tattoo ninjas from hell. Which I am. Power Rangers Megablade: Your little hero will love the real-life disemboweling action of this sword. The megablade not only swings open–but it extends two feet long! Your little serial killer can stab someone fromContinue reading “Christmas Toys to Avoid”
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